Many of you can sympathize with the frustration of having to deal with the likes of today's prospective puppy owners. You know the type -- the people who contact you via email and without proper introduction ask for the price of a puppy, if and how many puppies are available and so forth. Typical examples:

"Do you have any puppies for sale?"

"I am inquiring about your liters {sic}. Are you expecting any liters {sic} in the future? I'd like to place a deposit on one if so please contact me back if so."

"How much are your puppies?"

It is as if you are a manufacturer and or distributor and they are contacting you to find out if a product is in stock and how soon it can ship out. Moreover, they do not see anything wrong with this! Some are dumbfounded when you explain that you do not broker dogs by email and that you insist on speaking with them in a more personal manner of communication, on the phone and then surely in person. Quelle surprise, many times you never hear from them again!

This behavior is owing to the "instant gratification" wave that has consumed our society. Most puppy buyers cannot be bothered with conversations, education, and preparations. They want a puppy as quickly as possible, and there is no time for dawdling and idle chatter, the latter being how they regard meaningful discussions on the breed's personality, specific needs, etcetera. It is very uncommon nowadays to receive an inquiry from someone who agrees to meet and interact with the dogs, which depending on the breed, is a very necessary and practical one-on-one visit.

This behavior results in an irony so thick you can cut it with a knife precisely because this public is the very body decrying the state of purebred dogs. They are carrying torches, similar to the old Hollywood movies with the Villagers moving in mobs out to destroy the evil monster -- in this case purebred dog breeders -- to eliminate breeders entirely. Simultaneously, many of these are the same people who indiscriminately purchase puppies from undiscriminating breeders and then, tragically, having performed no due diligence, dispose of the dog for a host of inexcusable and unconscionable reasons because we are now a "throw-away" society. Everything is disposable, and it utterly boils my blood.

When I receive an "out of the cold" query -- not through my Ballyhara website -- I request that the person(s) first tour my breed website before we speak. I do this because I have learned from long experience that most people have little real-time knowledge of my breed, they only think they do. So, I ask them to peruse all my website particulars such as breed character; acreage and exercise requirements in secured property with above-ground fencing and all the pertinent details for such; general health concerns, expenses and so on. Because I lead a full life, I simply do not have free hours in the day to field long phone calls explaining the breed, and so these steps save me precious time. However, as I stated earlier, often I do not hear back from some of these people. Usually, this is because my website is performing its duty -- providing educational, sensible, and practical advice about the breed. Many of these people either move on to another breed or an undiscerning breeder.

However, now and then I do get some doozy returns, and here is an example of the sheer audacity of some puppy buyers and what we have to deal with today:

"Hello Lisa, thank you for writing. I am sad to see that you have such a closed opinion of the underground containment system for Wolfhounds. I successfully used that containment system for my Finn with no problems whatsoever. I do, however, know of a woman who lost her wolfhound because he was hit by a car because her stupid husband left the dog gate open. I am not a stupid or careless person.  I am someone who deeply loved her wolfhound and the wireless fence allowed him to be with me while I worked in the yard or tended the horses. I did not leave him behind in a fenced yard. Perhaps that is why puppy mills have customers. They are not as arrogant."

Ah, now we conscientious breeders are being roundly criticized for requiring fenced, secure areas for our dogs to run and play in and we are blamed for driving puppy buyers to commercial puppy mills because our policies are too strict! What will they blame us for next?